I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don’t know the answer
 ~hilarious Witty quote by Douglas Adams

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Remember, today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday
 ~cool quote about Witty quotes

I once spent a year in Philadelphia, I think it was on a Sunday
 ~cute quote about Witty quotes

People tell me that Senator Edwards got picked for his good looks, his sex appeal, and his great hair. I say to them, ‘How do you think I got the job?
 ~sweet quote on Witty
I love gentiles. In fact, on of my favorite activities is Protestant spotting
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