In life, it’s not who you know that’s important, it’s how your wife found out
 ~humorous quotes about Life quotes by Joey Adams

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if at first you don’t succeed…maybe failing is your thing!
 ~funny sayings about one liner by unknown

If it is a nice perfume, why must you marinate in it.
 ~Hilarious funny one liner

Ability may get you to the top, but it takes character to keep you there
 ~humorous quotes about Ability quotes by John Wooden

Ducking for apples – change one letter and it’s the story of my life
 ~funny sayings about one liner by Dorothy Parker

If I want your opinion, I’ll ask you to fill out the necessary forms.
 ~Hilarious funny one liner