How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you’re on.
 ~humorous quotes about Humorous Sayings by Funny Guy

Some people try to turn back their odometers. Not me, I want people to know “why” I look this way. I’ve traveled a long way and some of the roads weren’t paved
 ~funny sayings about anchorman by GrandPHA

If it weren’t for stress I’d have no energy at all.
 ~Hilarious funny anchorman quotes

Chocolate. Coffee. Men.Some things are just better rich.
 ~humorous quotes about Funny Life Qutes by Funny Guy

Before anything else, preparation is the key to success
 ~funny sayings about anchorman by Alexander Graham Bell