A man in the house is worth two in the street
 ~funny sayings about cute birthday by Mae West

Write it on your heart that every day is the best day of the year
 ~Hilarious cute birthday sayings

It’s amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world everyday always just exactly fits the newspaper.

 ~humorous quotes about Clean Jokes by Jerry Seinfeld

Example isn’t another way to teach, it is the only way to teach
 ~funny sayings about cute birthday by Albert Einstein

Never lick a gift horse in the mouth
 ~Hilarious cute birthday sayings

Our comedies are not to be laughed at
 ~humorous quotes about Movie quotes by Samuel Goldwyn