# I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks.  I used up all my sick days, so I’m calling in dead.

# Inasmuch as the earth is 2/3 water and 1/3 land, it is clear that our time should be divided. 2/3 fishing and 1/3 work.

# Quote from the Boss: I didn’t say it was your fault. I said I was going to blame it on you.

# The world is full of willing people — some willing to work and some willing to let them. – Robert Frost.

# There can’t be a crisis today, my schedule is already full.