I love to give homemade gifts. Which one of my kids
do you want?

 

Children are natural mimics who act like their parents,
despite every effort to teach them good manners.

Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like
shoveling the drive before it has stopped snowing.

“There is only one pretty child in the world… and every
mother has it.” -  Chinese Proverb.

Children will soon forget your presents. They will always
remember your presence.

The main purpose of holding children’s parties is to remind
yourself that there are children more awful than your own.

Grandchildren are God’s reward for not killing your kids.