I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
- Mark Twain

I have never taken any exercise, except sleeping and resting.
- Mark Twain

I have nothing to declare except my genius.
- Oscar Wilde

I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.
- Winston Churchill

I have the body of an eighteen year old. I keep it in the fridge.
- Spike Milligan

I just love Chinese food. My favourite dish is number 27.
- Clement Atlee