An expert is a man who tells you a simple thing in a confused way in such a fashion as to make you think the confusion is your own fault. ~Willaim Castle
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If The Phone Doesn’t Ring, It’s Me. ~Song title by Jimmy Buffet
Man was predestined to have free will. ~Hal Lee Luyah
Maybe this world is another planet’s hell. ~Aldous Huxley
Murphy was an optimist. ~O’Toole’s Commentary
The only thing that stops God from sending another flood is that the first one was useless. ~Nicholas Chamfort