An expert is a man who tells you a simple thing in a confused way in such a fashion as to make you think the confusion is your own fault.  ~Willaim Castle


If The Phone Doesn’t Ring, It’s Me.  ~Song title by Jimmy Buffet

Man was predestined to have free will.  ~Hal Lee Luyah

Maybe this world is another planet’s hell.  ~Aldous Huxley

Murphy was an optimist.  ~O’Toole’s Commentary

The only thing that stops God from sending another flood is that the first one was useless.  ~Nicholas Chamfort