Wasn’t it good to see Eric Cantona back in action? Let’s hope that this time he remembers that kicking people in the teeth is the Tory government’s job.
– Tony Blair

I’m enjoying every day. I’ve tried everything: duck’s head, chicken’s head, chicken’s feet and bats and hopefully, if I keep that up, I’ll be flying.
– Paul Gascoigne (former Soccer Superstar, now playing in the lower divisions of Chinese football)
If he had gunpowder for brains he couldn’t blow his cap off.
– Bill Shankly
Brian Clough’s worse than the rain in Manchester. At least God stops that occasionally
– Bill Shankly
We absolutely annihilated England. It was a massacre. We beat them 5-4.
– Bill Shankly (Thoughts on a wartime Auld Enemy clash)
You son, could start a riot in a graveyard.
– Bill Shankly (to Tommy Smith)