“After all what are birthdays? Here today and gone tomorrow.”

“A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman’s birthday but never remembers her age”

“In the end it’s not the years in your life that count it’s the life in your years”

“It takes a long time to grow young”

“The secret to staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age”

“Few women admit their age, few men act theirs”

“Love is grand, divorce is a hundred grand”

“The most effective way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once”

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