I’m not just retiring from the company, I’m also retiring from my stress, my commute, my alarm clock, and my iron.
- Hartman Jule
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Retirement kills more people than hard work ever did.
- Malcolm Forbes
The money’s no better in retirement but the hours are!
- Anonymous
Retirement without the love of letters is a living burial.
- Seneca
