If you watch a game, it’s fun. If you play it, it’s recreation. If you work at it, it’s golf.

The reason the pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can’t see him laughing.

I’m not saying my golf game went bad, but if I grew tomatoes, they’d come up sliced.

Give me the fresh air, a beautiful partner, and a nice round of golf… and you can keep the fresh air and the round of golf.