This is not an answering machine this is a telepathic thought-recording device. After the tone, think about your name, your reason for calling, and a number where I can reach you, and I’ll think about returning your call.
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Hello. I’m home right now but cannot find the phone. Please leave a message and I will call you back as soon as I find it.
Hi, I’m not home right now, but my answering machine is, so you can talk to it instead. Wait for the beep.
A is for academics, B is for beer. One of those reasons is why we’re not here. So leave a message.
Please leave a beep at the message.