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  A woman’s guess is much more accurate than a man’s certainty
 ~funny saying on Women

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At 38 years, I finally got me the woman that said those six words I wanted all my life to hear: ‘My dad owns a liquor store.’
 ~funny Women sayings about Women quotes

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.
 ~cute quote about Women Jokes

A liberated woman is one who has sex before marriage and a job after
 ~sweet quote on Women

Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pickup truck, and end up with a station wagon
 ~hilarious Women quote by Tim Allen


One disadvantage of being a hog is that at any moment some blundering fool may try to make a silk purse out of your wife’s ear
~J.B. Morton
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A woman and her husband interrupted their vacation to go to the dentist. “I want a tooth pulled, and I don’t want any pain killers because I’m in a big hurry,” the woman said. “Just extract the tooth as quickly as possible, and we’ll be on our way.”

The dentist was quite impressed. “You’re certainly a courageous woman,” he said. “Which tooth is it?” The woman turned to her husband and said, “Show him your tooth, dear.”
~domineering wife

Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult
 ~cute quote about Women quotes

My wife is going to kill me. But you look like my wife, so that’s Ok!
 ~sweet quote on Women

Why would I make one woman so miserable when I can make so many women very happy
 ~hilarious Women quote by Benny Hill

Women: Can’t live with them, can’t bury them in the back yard without the neighbours seeing
 ~cool quote about Women quotes

My understanding of women goes only as far as the pleasures
 ~funny saying on Women

My wife is a sex object – every time I ask for sex, she objects
 ~funny Women sayings about Women quotes

Women want men, careers, money, children, friends, luxury, comfort, independence, freedom, respect, love, and three dollar pantyhose that won’t run
 ~cute quote about Women quotes