How do you know Santa has to be a man?
No woman is going to wear the same outfit year after year.
- famous funny quotes
- funny work sayings
- funny love quotes
- funny friendship quotes
- funny movie quotes
- cute funny sayings
- funny short sayings
- funny birthday sayings
- funny sarcastic quotes
- Tombstone quotes That Will Make You Smile
2) Semi-Annual after-Christmas Sale.
3) I kept Billie home because she had to go Christmas shopping because I don’t know what size she wear.
4) Christmas tag-sale. Handmade gifts for that hard-to-find person.
5) Christmas Pudding Charms
Sterling silver Christmas charms to bring you good fortune. Potential choking hazard: do not use with food.
6) Curious Question
Why does rain drop, but snow fall?
7) Christmas Joke Pizza
Good King Wenceslas phoned for a pizza.
The salesgirl asked him, ‘Do you want your usual? Deep pan, crisp and even?’
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