How do you know Santa has to be a man?
No woman is going to wear the same outfit year after year.

2) Semi-Annual after-Christmas Sale.

3) I kept Billie home because she had to go Christmas shopping because I don’t know what size she wear.

4) Christmas tag-sale. Handmade gifts for that hard-to-find person.

5) Christmas Pudding Charms
Sterling silver Christmas charms to bring you good fortune.  Potential choking hazard: do not use with food.

6) Curious Question

Why does rain drop, but snow fall?

7) Christmas Joke Pizza
Good King Wenceslas phoned for a pizza.
The salesgirl asked him, ‘Do you want your usual? Deep pan, crisp and even?’