Children really brighten up a household – they never turn the lights off.
— Ralph Bus
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Experts say you should never hit your children in anger. When is a good time? When you’re feeling festive?
— Roseanne Barr
I’ve got seven kids, the three words you hear most around my house are: “Hello, goodbye, and I’m pregnant.
— Dean Martin
To be a successful father there’s one absolute rule: when you have a kid, don’t look at it for the first two years.
— Ernest Hemingway
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