A man explained inflation to his wife thus:
‘When we married, you measured 36-24-36. Now you’re 42-42-42. There’s more of you, but you are not worth as much.’
— Lord Barnett
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Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That’s how rich I want to be.
— Rita Rudner
As a child, a library card takes you to exotic, faraway places. When you’re grown up, a credit card does it.
— Sam Ewing (Readers Digest, Dec, 1997)
When people ask me if I have any spare change, I tell them I have it at home in my spare wallet.
— Nick Arnette