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Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after.
 ~funny sayings about short by Funny Guy

It is a miracle that curiosity survives formal education Albert Einstein
 ~Hilarious short funny sayings
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Once over the hill, you pick up speed.
 ~humorous quotes about Funny Life Qutes by Funny Guy

It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised its burial cost and blamed it on the cost of living.
 ~funny sayings about short by Robert A. Heinlein

Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach him to use the Net and he won’t bother you for weeks.
 ~Hilarious short funny sayings

On the other hand you have different fingers.
 ~humorous quotes about Clean Jokes by George Muncaster

Did you just fart, cause you blew me away
 ~funny sayings about short by

I used to be indecisive, now I’m not so sure…
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funny quotes about wife

One disadvantage of being a hog is that at any moment some blundering fool may try to make a silk purse out of your wife’s ear
~J.B. Morton
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A woman and her husband interrupted their vacation to go to the dentist. “I want a tooth pulled, and I don’t want any pain killers because I’m in a big hurry,” the woman said. “Just extract the tooth as quickly as possible, and we’ll be on our way.”

The dentist was quite impressed. “You’re certainly a courageous woman,” he said. “Which tooth is it?” The woman turned to her husband and said, “Show him your tooth, dear.”
~domineering wife

 

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Courage is your greatest present need
~cute quote on charming
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I had a wonderful experience on the golf course today. I had a hole in nothing. Missed the ball and sank the divot
~sweet cool charming quotes by Don Adams

Whoever said money can’t buy happiness, didn’t know where to shop
~hilarious quote about Clean Jokes

The report of my death was an exaggeration
~funny saying about charming

Smile a lot because it costs you nothing
~cool cool charming quotes about Smile

Inertia accounts for two-thirds of marriages. But love accounts for the other third
~humor quote about Marriage quotes

I always advise people never to give advice
~cute quote on charming

it is so horny i fuck my girl thor the ass
~sweet cool charming quotes by haley duin